Web of Death Trailer.
Spiders with hot pink eyes are scary.

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This video from a friend is a new twist on the classic band performance plus girl/boy music video storyline.

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via Donewaiting

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A friend sent me a Japanese ear stick cleaner thingy from J-Town, which works. So I decided to see what Non-Japanese anti-wax devices are available. Apparently, it’s an international obsession.

The British Vacuum Clean was my favorite device. Diversify Black & Decker, Diversify!
”This electric Ear Wax Remover actually vacuums out the wax, without stimulating production of more. So you can keep your shell-likes pink and clean without the risk of harm (putting foreign bodies into your ear canal can cause otitis, an inflammatory infection).”

If you think that’s scary, wait till you check out Keegan and Bannister infamous 2005 masterpiece from the Canadian Medical Association Journal: A novel method for the removal of ear cerumen

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Since this site’s logo features a young girl smoking a cigarette (her name is Sophie btw), I thought I’d see what kinds of interesting cigarette/smoking videos one could find in the youtube. Here’s a tidy playlist of 7 short coffin-nail videos, featuring dancing Lucky Strikes, a scary man speed-smoking, Salem mouth freshness, blow jobs, an iraqi cow, a pleading factory tour, and of course John Waters.

Two notes…First, I wish cigarettes were allowed to advertise on TV. Judging from their past commercials I think we could count on Big Tobacco for some solid advertainment. Second, I first made this playlist a few months ago, and 3 or 4 videos originally included have since been removed. The copyright casualties included a cute border collie smoking a cigarette. I hope you’re happy you godless take-down-notice fascists…that video could have been preserved for the rest of human history at one of google’s data centers, but now it’s gone, lost forever.

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Thanks, Adwords. Without you I would have never found this patented travel product that lets me always have “comfort in the palm of my hand.”

It might not be as revolutionary as the infamous The Backup, but it does “eliminates annoying head bobbing,” and I never would have found it without a helpful text ad.

I wonder what Balledupsweatshirt’s US Patent # is?

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