Web of Death Trailer.
Spiders with hot pink eyes are scary.
This video from a friend is a new twist on the classic band performance plus girl/boy music video storyline.
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A friend sent me a Japanese ear stick cleaner thingy from J-Town, which works. So I decided to see what Non-Japanese anti-wax devices are available. Apparently, it’s an international obsession.
The British Vacuum Clean was my favorite device. Diversify Black & Decker, Diversify!
”This electric Ear Wax Remover actually vacuums out the wax, without stimulating production of more. So you can keep your shell-likes pink and clean without the risk of harm (putting foreign bodies into your ear canal can cause otitis, an inflammatory infection).”
If you think that’s scary, wait till you check out Keegan and Bannister infamous 2005 masterpiece from the Canadian Medical Association Journal: A novel method for the removal of ear cerumen
PERMALINKSince this site’s logo features a young girl smoking a cigarette (her name is Sophie btw), I thought I’d see what kinds of interesting cigarette/smoking videos one could find in the youtube. Here’s a tidy playlist of 7 short coffin-nail videos, featuring dancing Lucky Strikes, a scary man speed-smoking, Salem mouth freshness, blow jobs, an iraqi cow, a pleading factory tour, and of course John Waters.
Two notes…First, I wish cigarettes were allowed to advertise on TV. Judging from their past commercials I think we could count on Big Tobacco for some solid advertainment. Second, I first made this playlist a few months ago, and 3 or 4 videos originally included have since been removed. The copyright casualties included a cute border collie smoking a cigarette. I hope you’re happy you godless take-down-notice fascists…that video could have been preserved for the rest of human history at one of google’s data centers, but now it’s gone, lost forever.
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Thanks, Adwords. Without you I would have never found this patented travel product that lets me always have “comfort in the palm of my hand.”
It might not be as revolutionary as the infamous The Backup, but it does “eliminates annoying head bobbing,” and I never would have found it without a helpful text ad.
I wonder what Balledupsweatshirt’s US Patent # is?
PERMALINKA friend stumbled upon a neighborhood party and was lucky enough to have a camera on him. It’s life-affirming!
dance dance revolution
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Editor Jesse Reklaw found some Ivy League recycling bin treasure in the form of confidential Ph.D. applications from the 60s and 70s. Fortunately he published them as the glorious booklet Applicant. The applications are even complete with merciless notes from the dark-hooded review board. It makes your imagination run wondering what these jettisoned souls are up to these days. Funny and sad and sublime.
ApplicantTwo all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed FUN!
Mae Shi - Remarkably Dirty Animals - Found Film Editing
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The fine people at the Raleigh Convention Center made this whore-schlop promo video for Raleigh titled Shine, Raleigh, Shine.
I’m not the world’s biggest fan of Raleigh, but it most assuredy deserves better than this drivel. Let’s see if the internets and random chance can do better:
The end product is no “Discover Chilliwack”, but at least it has a pulse. Random chance takes a couple cheap shots, but also provides a few genuine moments. You’re welcome Convention center.
*Note: Photos were skipped if they were: referencing the British town Raleigh, referencing the bicycle brand Raleigh, and photos were skipped if they were particularly repetative. Searched by tags and keywords. Photos were ordered by their Flickr-assigned alphanumeric filename.
Raleigh Promo Video & Flickr Mashup Shines
Damn, was that really 20 years ago?!
