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Sunday Video Omlet

Author: Erik Martin

Here’s some video leftovers for your Sunday afternoon.

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Where I used to swim there was an older man with one arm who would do laps. He was much faster than me, which isn’t saying much. There’s something sublime about disabled athletes (as Matthew has explored). The normal human movement and geometry bending but not breaking.

Paralympic Swim Trials
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Where’d the Cheese Go?

Author: Erik Martin

Shout outs to KungFu Phil, Onyx, Shamrock, George, and Zizi

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Dance Dance Revolution - Neighborhood Party Style!

A friend stumbled upon a neighborhood party and was lucky enough to have a camera on him. It’s life-affirming!

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Dance Dance Revolution - Neighborhood Party Style!

Applicant

Applicant

Editor Jesse Reklaw found some Ivy League recycling bin treasure in the form of confidential Ph.D. applications from the 60s and 70s. Fortunately he published them as the glorious booklet Applicant. The applications are even complete with merciless notes from the dark-hooded review board. It makes your imagination run wondering what these jettisoned souls are up to these days. Funny and sad and sublime.

Applicant

Mae Shi - Remarkably Dirty Animals - Found Video Editing

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed FUN!

Mae Shi - Remarkably Dirty Animals - Found Film Editing

DSACDAD sufferers, your prayers are answered

DSACDAD sufferers, your prayers are answered

HAVIDOL is for the treatment of Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). It is the only known medication available for this newly recognized disorder. No prescription drug can promise endless happiness. However given HAVIDOL’s track record, and Future PHARMS commitment to perfecting life through chemistry, terminal happiness has become a real possibility. Take the HAVIDOL QUIZ

Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder

Raleigh, NC Promo Video & Flickr Mashup


The fine people at the Raleigh Convention Center made this whore-schlop promo video for Raleigh titled Shine, Raleigh, Shine.

I’m not the world’s biggest fan of Raleigh, but it most assuredy deserves better than this drivel. Let’s see if the internets and random chance can do better:

  • Do a Flickr search for “Raleigh” under creative commons license.
  • Sort by interestingness.
  • Download the first 70 photos
  • Spread the photos over the Shine, Raleigh, Shine power ballad in random** order
  • Enjoy!

The end product is no “Discover Chilliwack”, but at least it has a pulse. Random chance takes a couple cheap shots, but also provides a few genuine moments. You’re welcome Convention center.

*Note: Photos were skipped if they were: referencing the British town Raleigh, referencing the bicycle brand Raleigh, and photos were skipped if they were particularly repetative. Searched by tags and keywords. Photos were ordered by their Flickr-assigned alphanumeric filename.

Raleigh Promo Video & Flickr Mashup Shines

The 3 Redneck Tenors sing Beethoven’s 5th. - Why, God? Why?


Kentucky Fried Cannibalism circa 1987


Damn, was that really 20 years ago?!